Monday, October 20, 2008

I didn't do it.

Peter is walking along the road one day when he meets his former friend James, who is a mobster:
Peter: James!
James: Peter! We haven't spoken for ages.
Peter: I am so surprised to see you here. Thought you were in jail!
James: Indeed, I was on trial for tax evasion last year, but I was discharged.
Peter: Weren't you were 'guilty as hell' as everyone said?
James: Sure, but 2 of the witnesses declined to testify and the 3rd committed suicide.
Peter: Suicide?
James: He stabbed himself on the back three times and threw himself into a river.
James: What do you think happened.

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